30 things I would rather do than accept the fact that I graduated

                                                                                                                                                                                                          (werk it, gurl) 


waassssuuupppp.

it's me.          ----->





(I know, you're surprised..)









As some of you may know, this little lady has recently graduated from college. (whhaaa?!) Shocking, I know. As a way to combat my denial and refusal to accept that I will not be returning to classes in the fall, I have decided to write. So today on this lovely page I like to call my blog, I will be talking about all the things I would rather do than accept the fact that I have graduated. They may (or may not) be jokes. Take them as you will. :)

30 Things I Would Rather Do Than Accept The Fact That I Graduated:

1. receive acupuncture
2. give acupuncture
3. play fetch with a leopard
4. chain myself to the 43rd floor of the Cathedral
                     Have you seen it up there?! BEAUTIFUL
5. swim with jellyfish
6. run a marathon
7. run any amount
8. organize my sock drawer
9. reorganize my sock drawer
                    (CHECK)
10. move in next to Shuffles
11. ADOPT 7 CATS
12. star in a movie
                      yes, I do have a resume. no, I do not have a head shot yet.          you should still hire me, though
13. do my boyfriend's laundry
15. inherit the national debt
             so, like, student loans? amiright?!
16. be mistaken for an Olsen twin
17. be an Olsen twin
18. be a stunt double for an Olsen twin
19. inherit the fortune of the Olsen twins
20. hold the board for a blind man's dart competition
21. walk to Alaska
22. walk to Hawaii
                   shhh.. no questions
23. watch three days worth of Italian opera. without subtitles
           I'd probably start singing along, but, like, who's to say!!!
24. rap 7 Nikki Minaj songs for Nikki Minaj
                 I think I know 2...and a half
25. exclusively quote Step Brothers as a way of communicating with a potential employer
26. fall madly in love with a pebble
27. travel coast to coast by Greyhound
28. watch "Lord of the Rings" straight through without any bathroom breaks
29. swim to the bottom of the Atlantic
30. step on the stem of a wine glass in a foreign country
             oh wait...

xoxo,